Q: What does your home say to you?
A: Everytime I get home, I scream “Honey, I’m hooooome!!!”. Unfortunately, I live alone and the honey bottle in the fridge is aware of this. I imagine that bottle of honey let’s out of an unconcealed sigh of despair, and tells everyone else in the fridge who cares to listen – “When will that guy grow up and get hitched to someone?”
Dumb answer, you think?
Won me 250 AED (Rs 3,375) worth of furniture from a call-in contest at the local radio station.
Joy! Joy! Joy! 🙂
On an unrelated note, here’s a nice one:-
Barry Marlow married Stephanie Mary.
They had a daughter.
They named her Rose.
Rose Mary Marlow.