Fatima is UAE’s first woman marriage registrar
After successfully managing to spook a Ms. Hima and her grandmother at her wedding in Trichur earlier this year, Fatima has now taken it up a notch.
Fatima became the first female marriage registrar in the UAE according to a statement from a government official, Ugotobiki Deengmi, who had a hard time keeping a straight face. In an interview, Fatima mentioned to a CRC reporter – “I plan to ensure that all marriages from now on have a major suprise in each wedding. I feel that weddings have become very mechanical with people going through the motions. There isn’t enough of a shock factor to prepare the newly-weds for the years, days and even seconds of marital life. I plan to institue an award which will ensure that the people who manage to give newly weds a very shocked expression on their face will be given free access to Orkut for a single day.”
On being asked whether she had been told that she resembled someone else, who was not a lady, she remarked, “Never have I been told anything so atrocious”. This reporter also noted that the tea served a few minutes after asking this question had a particularly different taste to it. On a completely different note, this reporter was bed-ridden for a week after the interview.
Fatima, we wish you all the best in ensuring that the people in the UAE have weddings that they can never forget!
—-This article is a spoof. You can view the original page here. Congratulations to the real Fatima Saeed Obaid Al Awani