It’s true! A black hole is going to emerge somewhere near Switzerland and in 15 minutes, you and I are going to discover that we what Bryan Adams was actually talking about.
Check this out. After 14 years and $8 billion, scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, outside Geneva, succeeded in creating the most powerful microscope ever built for investigating the elemental particles and forces of nature. It’s a 17-mile-long racetrack known as the Large Hadron Collider, underneath the Swiss French border, and its where particles crash in ways you’ve never been to party before.
Stephen Hawking has laid a bet that Black holes may emerge although he feels they would die out in a few seconds. There’s also a theory that God’s particles (Boson particles) may emerge. And there’s a small theory that Raj Thackeray may suddenly emerge and ask all the 1000 – 2000 scientists from 50 countries to speak speaking Marathi .. OR ELSE!
In these last few minutes, I think I should set my record straight. I have a few things to say which I wouldn’t have said if I wasn’t sure that we were going poof in a few minutes
and that’s all I have to say about that. Phew! Never knew I could manage all that. Please don’t judge me. Oops…I forgot you’re not going to be around to do that.
Love you all.
See you in hell. I’ll save you a spot.