I’m writing this from a hotel called the Gulf Flower Hotel. Shady wouldn’t begin to describe the place, but it has suprisingly spacious rooms, a fully loaded cable channel and most importantly, free wireless internet access. How great is that!
I found this sign behind my the door of room in the hotel. Click to see larger image.
The managerally of city defense were kind enough to let me know that accident need only a few second or a part of it.
Of course, this was nothing compared to fantastic notice that was posted on the entry card which I had to fill when I entered the country. The hospitality was like no other I had ever seen. The text in red below is something unique to this hospitable place.
I didn’t think it was serious, till I was shocked to hear many many dogs barking near the baggage control section. Dogs in the airport? It didn’t make any sense. Then I made the connect. Whew!
Shu haada ya’akhi!
when i landed in sydney we had sniffer dogs(big ass dogs DAWG!) doing their thing for contraband.
One lady was all like,”Oh what a cute little doogie” and about to pet it when the officer barks,”Do not touch the canine officer ma’am!”
Good thing you didn’t carry any curd-rice with you. Damn doogies be sniffing your bag and yo ass be red with ‘em lashes.
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Yea all this before they Keeel yooou! [Achmed the dead terrorist
KS: I smell you bro. A-phlegm-MED! Lol! I’d forgotten about that guy. Haven’t seen many dogs sniffing and barking so much in an airport before.
and btw … the officer barks,”Do not touch the canine officer ma’am!” What the hell was she petting!!
Whoa! This is scary. The canine officers don’t seem too pleasant. Hope you slept peacefully without any ‘incidents’!
hahaha… be harry and carfulto be save…
bt these places give me the creeps for some reason… id rather not laugh out loud now…
lol at dphat’s doggie sniffin curdrice…. (must also watch achmed now…)
KS: You should .. you should .. I keeel you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
Dear Brother? What about the sisters??
Anyway, hilarious notice, could not help posting this comment!
KS: Don’t get me started about the sisters. I am still trying to understand the concept of veiling.
Adultery is another offense for which they could send you to the gallows ! Be careful while u’re there, brother !
KS: I know. I was. Extremely.
Quite scary.. But believable considering the laws there (Throwing stones, cutting off hands etc)… Be careful
KS: I went to a street in Dammam. Every Thursday, the local government makes it known here that so-and-so person of such nationality has commited this crime and will be subject to this punishment. On Friday, everyone gathers to watch a beheading (for a serious crime) or a mutilation (for a theft). If it is pelting the good crowd joins in with their heavy inputs.
Bleddy Phool!
The cosmos conspires to bestow upon you the ‘Honest Scrap’ award!
Collect it from
http://dphatsez.blogspot.com/2009/04/holy-scrap.html
Follow the rules mentioned in my post and then gloat away to glory!
After a few months of using it, my attitude changed. ,